Some Halloween Costume Ideas

I think I'm gonna go for the Goth look this year. Like this guy, and bonus points for being a wigger and throwing down some gangsta signs!

I only hope this WAS a Halloween costume. If this guy seriously thought he was being badass, Lord help us all.



I think this chick had an accident with a stapler, and then figured she might as well accentuate it. She looks far too pissed-off to be joking.





Next, Insane Clown Posse boy is bad enough, but what the F*** does he have on that leash? This hearkens back to the first picture - please tell me these kids are joking. If they are not, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT let them breed.

Finally, words fail me. So I shall sign off this special Halloween edition issue of I Should Have Taken The Blue Pill with this last image.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Enough Serious Posts For One Day

I am tired, and don't feel like typing much out.

So, let's get silly!


I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT ALL UP!







IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET! YES IT DOES, PRECIOUS! OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!



Yes, I am feeling VERY weird today.

New Levels of Spam

I got an email this morning - it actually looked like it was on the level at first. It was from someone claiming to be a webmaster who wanted me to write a review of his website and post it here. In return I would receive compensation or a free sample of his merchandise.

Wow, I thought, money's tight right now, I could use some. And getting paid to write - well, that's a dream job of mine. So I head off to his website, excited to see what it was I would be reviewing.

It was one of those "enlarge your penis" sites. Or enhance your penis. Or some shit like that. It basically involved putting a ring on your.....well, you know. And magnets were involved somehow.

Sigh.

So needless to say I will not be reviewing the penis enhancement site, other than to say it was poorly constructed and horribly laid out. But since I'm not giving out the name of the site, my comments mean nothing anyway.

Just take my word for it, it was lame. And I was very disappointed that I was duped into even clicking the link to this site.

The spammers get more clever every day.